A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
i hope homestuck fans kill themselves
Thanks! We hope you god tier, too!
Some people are so nice to the homestuck fandom, goodness!!
Falling through the ripples in your eyes
And as I sink beneath the waves
the words I breath out twist their way into branches
longing for the light you cast upon my world
and when you look through the sea
I hope you see the sentence I repeat
I love you I love you I love you
~~I THINK THEY’RE PRETTY FET——CHING MYSELF!!!!!!~~
let’s take a trip down obscure homestuck fanart lane with this bloodswap trickster karkat wearing feferi’s clothes. fascinating
he’s salt water taffy, in case u couldn’t tell
i’m just so sorry
little transparent meulin request from the stream ! ; 7;
Katamari Cousins in glass vials.
For your everyday emergency rolling needs!
The Dipp one—the Dipp one omg it’s so cute~!
I want it.
I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
guess who got a snapchat
Melt Cosmetics just restocked and released their new shades Blow (a really unique deep sea green) and Bane (a rich matte black), both which I’ve managed to get my hands on and am excited to swatch (along with the infamous 6six6, a beautiful burgundy shade!)
to dress up and look cute today with the possibility of get my self esteem torn to shreds by my mom
or lay around in pj’s in the dark and feel gross